13-mischievous-inches of PERFECT grayscale vinyl. This vinyl art toy will help you chase your wildest dreams, or it’ll burn your FN house down. Features trademark gap-toothed smile, fresh to death sneakers, and blood resistant overalls. WARNING: DO NOT microwave if you value your life & loved ones.
GUGGI LIL' HELPER
15-maniacal-inches of buttery grayscale vinyl. This toy was designed to help you live your best life, but it’ll most likely crush your dream to smithereens. Features classic Guggi flesh-tearing teeth and GIANT bunny ears to hear the PoPo coming. WARNING: keep away from explosives & DO NOT feed them malt liquor.